Monday, January 5, 1849
A happy new year to all our readers, and may this inauguration of a new annual cycle bring enlightenment and joy!
To this end, we have chosen today for the release of our mini mechanical monstrosities, and hope to have destroyed the system by which we live by week’s end. Watch for signs of political change, including economic downfall and the occasional mad Congressman, running screaming through the streets.
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