Monday, December 29, 1848
We have escaped the mountains, and are once again in the United States. And, as promised, here is our latest world domination scheme:
Given that the end of the year is fast approaching, we thought it most appropriate to ring in the new year with an era of peace and prosperity. TO this end, we have created many tiny Automatons, each programmed to engage and subdue the world’s greatest leaders. The people will panic, chaos will ensue, and we shall step in with the promise and the power to restore order!
Wish us luck.
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