Monday, February 19, 1849
Our apologies for both the lack of news last week and the late update this week. Our new business of supplying advanced technologies to poorer nations has landed us in a bit of a pickle, in that we have cut our rates by smuggling the items in, and avoiding tariffs. Once again, we were forced to flee our place of work, and are now hiding in a hidden location. Do not attempt to contact us, for we shall be attempting to blend in with the local primates.
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